If you've been in the service industry for a while, or are a seasoned bar-goer, you know there's lots of different bartender personalities out there. Some are good, some… slightly less good.  

Whether you head to the local watering hole for a nightly bottle of wine (don’t judge), or just have a few social beers after work, you’re sure to have encountered some of these types.  Read on for some common bartender personalities you'll find lurking behind the stick.


Different Bartender Personalities 


Of course, this is all in good fun so no mean comments.



The Inattentive Bartender


Can I call ahead and give you my order?  Because waiting 10 minutes for a draft beer makes us feel STRESSED.  You are so nice when you finally notice us doing cartwheels and/or loudly weeping in the hopes of capturing your attention, but damn your ass is slow!

Signs to look out for:


The Angry Bartender


Ah the grumpy bartender.  We can't get mad at you because… alcohol.  What can we do to make you happy, cause good tips and politeness don't seem to do it?  Your service is surly and your drinks weak, but we just can't quit you, because, again… alcohol. 

Signs to look out for:




The Flirty Bartender


You're hot, but you're not that hot, you know?  But, we're weak and insecure so we'll take all the attention we can get.  Wait, you just got us a free drink.  Maybe you’re hotter than we thought.

Signs to look out for:



The Super Serious Bartender


You make every drink with the intensity of a surgeon saving a life.  You ALWAYS measure and never have time to talk, which is actually fine cause you scare us a little.  The gift of gab is not your strong suit, but that’s ok; we’re here to smother our emotions not chit chat.

Signs to look out for:


The Genuinely Really Good Bartender


We've seen you hold 6 bottles of Corona in one hand, open them with the other and take three orders all while dancing along (in a funny, not cringey way) to the music.  You flirt the exact right amount, chat the exact right amount, and make us feel oh-so-special.  We know it’s all for show and we’re not really your best friend, but JUST LET US HAVE OUR DREAMS OK?

Signs to look out for:


The Tipsy Bartender  


You’re always giving us shots as an excuse to take one yourself and we see you sneakily pouring that crappy house whiskey into your coffee.  By midnight you have to hold on to the tap handles so you don’t fall over.  Your coworkers may hate you, but we LOVE you for your um… generous spirit.

Signs to look out for:



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